Monthly Archives: December 2004

My new desk and stupid children

It’s amazing to me the lack of any sense some children exhibit as of late. To illustrate this, I now give you… *dramatic pause* The Saga of the Desk… This all started as my wife tried to find a Christmas … Continue reading

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Rude people

What is it with people and their lack of any ability to return a simple fucking phone call? For a bit of history here, I’ll say that I work for a large company that provides document-imaging solutions. We’re a fortune … Continue reading

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“Mother Fucker” and politics

Ah, the joy of expression in this day and age. So I sit down with my father for a good old session of a drink, some bitching, a cig and a steak (ya, I’m a simple guy) and I utter … Continue reading

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Jesus was a cross dresser

Ah yes, the time worn tradition of trashing organized religion. It’s time for another one of those rants, so if you’re in no mood for it, why in hell are you here? I was sitting at a friend’s house listening … Continue reading

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God loves stupid people

I’ve come to the conclusion that God loves stupid people, since he made so many of them. This conclusion also gives us another line of questioning, which says that if God made man in his own image, is God a … Continue reading

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Zen and the art of pissing people off

It’s surprising to me the level of hate I have when I write. Some have told me it’s a method of catharsis, while others have said I’m nothing more than an asshole with a pen. Somewhere between the two, I … Continue reading

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Me > you cause Rob said so

Ah to republish, to start fresh, like a tampon on a spring morning… Awww, you thought I was changing? Guess again. In the words of Rob, Me > you. Let’s see, how is this week starting? I woke up feeling … Continue reading

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